Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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