If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
operation harelip BJ is a go
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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