I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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