sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
God I need to hump something, right now.
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