if only i could text you this smell
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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