Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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