she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
