hell yes lets make some ravioli
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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