For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize