so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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