Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
