Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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