Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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