why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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