I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so much tequila, so little girl.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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