I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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