PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
