other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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