Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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