Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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