No, you can still breathe under the balls.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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