pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
