He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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