Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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