I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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