Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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