In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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