1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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