Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this boner is exhausting
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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