im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
