I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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