Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
