i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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