I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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