once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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