yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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