Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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