I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I can't turn off my feet"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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