I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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