He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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