Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
do herpes really smell.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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