i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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