mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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