Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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