dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
