YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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