Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Boobs are out for the taking
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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