normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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