just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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