you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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