when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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