Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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