You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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