How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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