I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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