He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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