Where is the hickey?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
